With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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