I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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