I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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