it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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