I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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