He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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