i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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