Having a random hookup so left but love u
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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