dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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