can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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