R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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