im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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