i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
