That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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