i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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