This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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