Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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