Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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