My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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