Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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