You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He is an equal opportunity slut.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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