I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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