Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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