Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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