dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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