I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
