? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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