i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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