im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we're making bets on your personal life
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out