soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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