he thought i was a dude.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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