I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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