I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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