I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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