its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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