Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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