he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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