An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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