i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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