I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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