the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The air was thick with penises
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
