YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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