Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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