You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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