Non-Jews are for practice
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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