she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You've changed since you got that strap on
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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