how can u be prego again
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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