woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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