as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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