I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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