Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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