so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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