wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
