What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
