Whod you bang
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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